I once threw a dart through the little tail fins of another dart that was actually in the dartboard correctly. Don't ask me how I managed this, I still don't know.
alan smithee yes. autocorrect assumed I was talking about string & not splitting robin’s arrow. I apologize
@phillip hamilton *twain. Twine is string.
@Sam Woodley I thought all communication was done via dart? Presumably there are computers that can translate dartboard into English, and that's how you made this comment?
wow thats impressive
It's called a Robinhood in darts🎯💯
Fuck where’s my time travel Machine I need to fix this future
how did this turn from a slightly unsettling 80's style music video themed around darts to dart politics and the future of darts
This is what happens to fatherless children
My dad plays darts professionally. His name is Brian. I'm not even making that up lmao, he said he'd teach you if you want Brian.
This is a corona induced fever dream if ive ever seen one
This started as a fun, goofy video and turned into as religious experience
Brian are you okay?
The Dartening sounds pretty sweet, not gonna lie.
big Yours Truly 2095 (ELO) vibes towards the end there. A+
I AM A TIME TRAVELER FROM 3000 YEARS IN THE FUTURE! DO NOT BELIEVE THE LIES OF THE DART! NEVER SURRENDER YO.........
It is too late. The dartening already been put into motion. You are foolish to think that bullets can stop us. You may be apprehensive at first, but you, in time, will get good at darts. It’s time to get good at darts.
What the hell did my teacher link
damn brian you got the whole squad laughing with this one!
I just made a dart board on my wall and I cant stop playing!
Darts themed rock opera
I’m so conflicted because even though I’m really bored cuz of the quarantine, I’m still supposed to be making up for coursework so I shouldn’t technically have the free time to be bored Must be because of the lack of a darts set in my room
I fucking love this channel
why dont you have that dartboard on a corkboard so you dont holepunch your fucking wall
When I was a kid, I was running in front of the dart board. My mom playing at the time thought it would be a great idea to scare me by throwing the dart by my foot to scare me so I wouldn't run near the dart board. Well either by divine fate or she has amazing aim and actually threw the dart at her child's foot on perpose! I hate darts, scarred for life.
This is the quality Zuko content I subscribe for
Where are all the nice paintings you did with your friends?
Making this video was really a shot in the dart
I like your head
Can we get this on Spotify so I can blare this on my Alexa every time I yell “ALEXA ITS TIME”
that was a fucking master piece
I hope some highschool students in the future are forced to watch this when studying this crisis
SKYRIM BOOK REPORT you now have time to do the readings of those dramatic books you said you wish you had time for
I swear to god these music videos are some of the most confusing fever dreams I’ve ever tried to navigate.
Why is your full name three first names stitched together
The chord at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="80">1:20</a> reminds me of something so strongly that I can sing the progressions to the end, yet I can't remember what it is. It's driving me insane!
Shit I need to get good at darts
Once we were camping with the local red cross and we got bored on the second day so we decided to play Monopoly *but with darts* Many people were injured and countless tents destroyed but it was worth it because playing Monopoly Darts Edition tm was the superior way of entertainment
He reminds me of that one guy from stranger things, The one that never got a girlfriend.
Me, buying the dart set and reading the dart mastery book in Persona 5 Royal
Dang I really want some cup ramen now 12am nothing is open :/
DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER THE POLYGON EPISODE WHERE HE FIXES HIS APARTMENT. HE HAS THE DART BOARD AND MISSES
can we like... be friends
You can capture youtube subs by posting 3 times a week
I can't believe I waited a week to watch this. I'm SOOO behind on my darts practice!!
A straight bop
Is it just me or is beardless Brian really kinda menacing...
I love this and you BDG.
that last chord gave me chills and its the reason i keep coming back to this stupid video
Stop being so talented and attractive. God.
This has 2013 youtube energy
BDG and Chris Fleming need to collab on something.
I never expected this to be the most important part of persona 5 royal, but here we are
one time I got plastered with old high school acquaintances at the run down bar at the hotel at the edge of town. this one guy, zack, drunkenly threw a dart over his shoulder and nailed the bullseye. all the rest of us saw it. he was excited but we made a secret vow never to tell him if he didn't remember (he did not) and now we all have a terrible secret that is worse than the fact that i spent the rest of the night throwing up in the bushes outside
I love the renaissance of BDG due to corona
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="62">1:02</a>, this has some strong "Redesign your logo" (by Lemon Demon) vibes.
lyrics: it's time! it's time to get good at darts, I've always wanted to but never wanted to work hard at getting good, just like bowling and chess I have the skill but have to willpower to do all the rest but now I'm home and social distancing and everything's fine I have the time to focus on darts during this quarentine and I'm finding all the moves and all the tricks of the trade I didn't know that you could throw a dart so many dang ways, there's standard the quarterback the 180 chuck the vin diesel twease and weasel and the twelve point buck the Christmas tree the control z and the you me and dupree oh wow! the hinge and the ninja the ninja is an advanced technique that should not be attempted by amateur dartsmiths it's time to get good at the darts! it's time for everyone to get good, not just me but you too the chancellor of darts has now made their decree that everyone of this Earth have dart proficiency the future is coming and soon it's a time of the dart it's time to get good at darts (repeated) oh come on!
damn, could you imagine a crossover between BDG and Chris Fleming
polygon with the fat trimmed of
Oh yes this definitely helped me feel less existential dread
This video made me laught so much, You a genius, I like your sister a lot.
this whole video is just brian not getting his deposit back
I’ve watched this video every day since it was posted. I can’t get the song out of my head.
brian i didn't ask to have an existential crisis at 3am during quarantine
projared really changed
I love Zuko
this man pronounced quarantine “quarantyne” and no one noticed
it was for the sake of a rhyme
Theme of Persona 5 Royal
I just came across this channel and im vibin on these skits
I had to pause at "the Vin Diesel"
Will social distancing be the reason bdg does skyrim's musical ??
all is fair in love and darts
That's a lot of holes in that wall......
Imagine coming here for actual advice on how to get good at darts
My first game of darts that I ever played I won and screamed so loud in the bar, that the security guard came running toward me. Then he saw that I was screaming with joy and harrumphed at my overt display of triumph.
Therapist: "Blad bdg doesn't exist. Bald bdg can't hurt you." Bald bdg: <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="28">0:28</a>
I just realized I genuinely think this is beautiful
The irony of his fictional utopian future after "the dartening" is that it's the perfect criticism of Marxism/Socialism! (Albeit unintentionally)
No matter which drugs you take, I WANT THAT AS WELL
The “Vin Diesel” was honestly a little scaring and now I don’t know what to do with this knowledge
I remember when bgd started at polygon lol... I love what he's doing there and feel like it'd be cruel to ask him to make content regularly for this channel too, but I do miss these videos
I'm so glad he kept up the dart board from the sims video
has anyone noticed that bdg is like.......kinda buff..........has he been promoted to twunk status?
Okay but did he actually get good at darts?